God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

Mankind is divided into two basic sorts: those who find the unknown future threatening ... and those who find it thrilling. The rupture between those two sides has been responsible for most of the bloodshed in history.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

You know what gives me the courage to keep on living? The courage to love myself a little? It's having a whole bunch of friends who really give a goddamn. When you share pain, there's less of it, and when you share joy, there's more of it.

The delusion that one's sexual pattern is The Only Right Way To Be is probably the single most common sexual-psychosis syndrome of this era, and it is virtually almost always the victim's fault. You cannot acquire this delusion by observing reality.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.