God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky.