God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure.

To all the Callahan's Places there ever were or ever will be, whatever they may be called — and to all the merry maniacs and happy fools who are fortunate enough to stumble into one: may none of them arrive too late!

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

there's nothing in the human heart or mind, no place no matter how twisted or secret, that can't be endured - if you have someone to share it with.

It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.