An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

One modest suggestion for my friends in the academic community: the next time a mob of students, waving their non-negotiable demands, starts pitching bricks and rocks at the student union- just imagine they are wearing brown shirts or white sheets- and act accordingly.

The criminal left belongs not in a dormitory, but in a penitentiary.

A tiny and closed fraternity of privileged men, elected by no one, and enjoying a monopoly sanctioned and licensed by government.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

The student now goes to college to proclaim rather than to learn. A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals.

It takes quite a bit of nerve for Democrats to complain about inflation. This reminds me of germs complaining about the disease.