An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Nixon's own protection from the assassin's bullet... nattering nabobs of negativism.

It takes quite a bit of nerve for Democrats to complain about inflation. This reminds me of germs complaining about the disease.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

The President needs me at the White House. It's autumn, you know, and the leaves need raking.

The criminal left belongs not in a dormitory, but in a penitentiary.

If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.