The President needs me at the White House. It's autumn, you know, and the leaves need raking.

If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.

The student now goes to college to proclaim rather than to learn. A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it.

McGovern couldn't carry the South if Rhett Butler were his running mate.

Listening to Democrats complain about inflation is like listening to germs complain about disease.