It takes quite a bit of nerve for Democrats to complain about inflation. This reminds me of germs complaining about the disease.

All the Chicago demonstrators wanted to do was to sleep in the park and kick policemen with razor blades in their shoes.

The criminal left belongs not in a dormitory, but in a penitentiary.

All sport... is one of the few activities where young people can proceed along traditional avenues, where objectives are clear, where the desire to win is not only permissible, but encouraged.

If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.

Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.