Never turn your back on reality. It surrounds you.
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood.
When no wind blows, even the weathervane has character.
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
Here lies William Trollope, Who made these stones roll up; When death took his soul up, His body filled this hole up