Oh, to know God's private address.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Never saw the branch you are sittin on, unless they are trying to hang you from it.
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
When gossip gets old it becomes a myth.
"Oh to be old again," said a young corpse.