I prefer the sign NO ENTRANCE to the sign which says NO EXIT.

Let him who is without guilt cast the first stone. A trap. Because then he will be no longer without guilt.

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.

Each juggler should be trained in the ignorance of the laws of physics.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography?

If you do not know his language, you will never understand a foreigner's silence.