Create your own myths; that is how the gods got started.
Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize.
Here lies William Trollope, Who made these stones roll up; When death took his soul up, His body filled this hole up
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.
A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography?
Legends are often destroyed by those in need of its stuff.