People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
An apt aphorism half kills, half immortalizes.
There are parodies of non-existent things.
Each juggler should be trained in the ignorance of the laws of physics.