Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Many who tried to enlighten were hanged from the lamppost.
Powerless rage can work miracles.
There are parodies of non-existent things.
Here lies William Trollope, Who made these stones roll up; When death took his soul up, His body filled this hole up
Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?