Witches admitted their relations with the devil. Our blood boils - how could they be forced to admit this when there is no devil. But reason tells us this is not true. The devil does exist and was in fact the inquisitor.

Oh, to know God's private address.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

Pants get shiny even on a throne.

Do not turn your back on anyone. You may be painted on one side only.

Puritans should wear fig leaves on their eyes.

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.