If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.
When reasons are weak, attitudes stiffen.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
Some people drop their wings in order to grow a hump
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.