Have it compose a poem -- a poem about a haircut! But lofty, noble, tragic, timeless, full of love, treachery, retribution, quiet heroism in the face of certain doom! Six lines, cleverly rhymed, and every word beginning with the letter s!
Stanislaw LemA writer should not run around with a mirror for his countrymen; he should tell his society and his times things no one ever thought before.
Stanislaw Lem