A man who for an entire week does nothing but hit himself over the head has little reason to be proud.

A specialist is a barbarian whose ignorance is not well-rounded.

I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.

I never loved totalitarianism and all the ideas of making mankind happy always seemed crazy to me.

That human existence should repeat itself, well and good, but that it should repeat itself like a hackneyed tune, or a record a drunkard keeps playing as he feeds coins into the jukebox...

The age-old faith of lovers and poets in the power of love, stronger than death, that Finis vitae sed non amoris, is a lie, useless and not even funny.

Every stink that fights the ventilator thinks it is Don Quixote.