Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant but he's got guts and guts is enough.

Everything has already been done. every story has been told every scene has been shot. it’s our job to do it one better.

A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction.

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines things.

I haven't had one sexual thought since the court martial.

Any time you take a chance you better be sure the rewards are worth the risk because they can put you away just as fast for a ten dollar heist as they can for a million dollar job.

Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities?