There is a joke that I use all the time. I say it to my kids. I used to say it to my wife. She'd be talking to me about something very serious and then I would just look at her and go "Where are you from originally?" And she would go "Humphhh! C'mon. That's terrible!"

Big Night and The Impostors are both things that I wrote.

I was dissatisfied just being an actor.

There is a joke that I use all the time. I say it to my kids. I used to say it to my wife. She'd be talking to me about something very serious and then I would just look at her and go "Where are you from originally?" And she would go "Humphhh! C'mon. That's terrible!"

People wear shorts to the Broadway theater. There should be a law against that.

So yes, I hope to act in other people's movies, big and small, because that's how I make my living, really.

I'm a control freak. Totally.