Sometimes I pose, but sometimes I pose as posing.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Unpopularity is a excellent salve to the conscience; it is delicious to be misunderstood.

Call no man a foe, but never love a stranger.

Los Angeles is a sophisticated city; it has no eccentricities and no heart.

Sometimes I think there are two kinds of people - the autobiographists and the biographists.

Imagination seems to be a glory and a misery, a blessing and a curse. Adam, to his sorrow, lacked it. Eve, to her sorrow, possessed it. Had both been blessed - or cursed - with it, there would have been much keener competition for the apple.