I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No.

You don't have to think exactly like me.

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing.

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

I've been in radio, God, twenty years. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. Radio was just kind of an accident. I did morning radio in my hometown of Buffalo, then went to Rochester, then Chicago, and then New York.