I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

It's great to have someone to bounce off of.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.