There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys feel them. Vincent, who took acid and tried to flush a sofa down the toilet. Sheila, who allegedly masturbated with a hot dog and had to go to the emergency room. The list went on and on.

There are other people who have it a lot worse

I have decided that maybe I want to write when I grow up. I just don't know what I would write.

So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party

I couldn't believe Sam actually got me a present because i honestly thought the "I love you" was it.

So, I heard you're this ninja or something.

I don't know how much longer I can keep going without a friend. I used to be able to do it very easily, but that was before I knew what having a friend was like.