The fact that one of these ladies was my mom made me particularly sad because my mom is beautiful. And she’s always on a diet. Sometimes, my dad calls her beautiful, but she cannot hear him.

Craig said the problem with things is that everyone is always comparing everyone with everyone

Most of the people I know who were raised to be accommodating or were raised to just be nice and put everybody's needs ahead of theirs, there comes a moment when the pressure builds and they can't do it anymore. They have needs and they feel neglected and they usually explode.

I want to make sure that the first person you kiss loves you, okay?

Regardless, I decided to never take LSD again.

Nobody felt sad as long as we could postpone tomorrow with more nostalgia.

So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party