Love pats are soft punches of encouragement that are admistered on the knee, shoulder, and arm.

My sister was the one who told me where babies come from. My sister was also the one who laughed when I immediately asked her where babies go to.

As I was walking up the stairs to dad's old room, and I was looking at the photographs, I started thinking that there was a time when these weren't memories. That someone actually took the photograph, and the people in the photograph had just eaten lunch or something.

Old pictures look very rugged and young, and the people in the photographs always seem a lot happier than you are.

So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party

Maybe it's good to put things in perspective, but sometimes, I think that the only perspective is to really be there.

As people get older, we all know, you get married and you have a child and that becomes your family, but when you're 16 years old, especially, your family is your friends.