It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush. If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don't want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it too.

Those writers that have zero say in their movie adaptations have zero say because they sell it. If you don't sell it, and you do it yourself, and you wait until the screenplay is ready, you don't have to worry about that.

It's okay to feel things. And be who you are about them.

So what's the point of using words nobody else knows or can say comfortably? I just don't understand that.

I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won't tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn't change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn't really change the fact that you have what you have.

There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.