I think they were afraid that some of us would try to kill ourselves or something because they looked very tense and one of them kept touching his beard.

I couldn't believe Sam actually got me a present because i honestly thought the "I love you" was it.

The thing is some girls think they can actually change guys

Then, I turned around and walked to my room and closed my door and put my head under my pillow and let the quiet put things where they are supposed to be.

Sam and Patrick looked at me. And I looked at them. And I think they knew. Not anything specific really. They just knew. And I think that's all you can ever ask from a friend.

It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know, Patrick? If I were gay, I'd want to date you." Of course.

I would give someone a record so they could love the record, not so they would always know that I gave it to them.