I would give someone a record so they could love the record, not so they would always know that I gave it to them.
Stephen ChboskyI didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial that advertised an exercise machine. They kept flashing a 1-800 number, so I called it. The woman who picked up the other end of the phone was named Michelle. And I told Michelle that I was a kid and did not need an exercise machine, but I hoped she was having a good night. That's when Michelle hung up on me. And I didn't mind a bit.
Stephen ChboskyWhen the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there.
Stephen Chbosky