There's nothing worse than the British in one of their fits of morality.

If you go looking for loonies and religious fanatics and dropouts and freaks, I dare say you'll find it.

You don't get depressed because bad things happen to you. That's getting pissed off and annoyed. That's reasonable. Someone hits you in the face you go ow, you know that's... but depression is something that happens like weather to you inside you.

Zoologists have reckoned there are up to at least 750 species of animal that have been observed exhibiting same-sex behaviour, or gender role transformation (which is very common in a wide range of fauna). There is only one species on earth, however, which has exhibited homophobia or transphobia. And that is the species homo sapiens sapiens. Us. So let's not allow the foolish, ignorant or bigoted ever to use words like "natural."

I suppose that there is no point wasting time being lazy, though of course indolence in a divine way, actually has its advantages.

Part of life is learning what to be ashamed of and what to be proud of.

I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.