I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me.

Cynical is the name we give those we fear may be laughing at us.

I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.

Better sexy and racy Than sexist and racist

Oh, it takes a lot for me to walk out of a film.

The part of [Oscar] Wilde was exceptionally important to me; the man, his achievements, his wisdom, but his downfall, his disgrace and the tragic and bitter end to it have always fascinated, appalled and attracted me since childhood. It was he who first in some measure vindicated my sexuality.

I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.