I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me.

Between funny and witty Falls the shadow

Thank you for your input; I can tell you are struggling towards being interesting.

I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious.

It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.

Oh, it takes a lot for me to walk out of a film.

I may have looked happy but inside I was hopelessly depressed.