I suppose that there is no point wasting time being lazy, though of course indolence in a divine way, actually has its advantages.

When you take a lot of cocaine powder you tend to take a lot of alcohol with it as well, so for many years really I never went out without at least four or five grams of cocaine powder.

That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand.

Entry is not equivalent to possession.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance.