I suppose that there is no point wasting time being lazy, though of course indolence in a divine way, actually has its advantages.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?

My first meeting with you only confirmed what I first suspected. You are a fraud, a charlatan and a shyster. My favourite kind of person, in fact.

Like vichyssoise, revenge is a dish best served cold.

But happiness is no respecter of persons.

Why should I be depressed? I've got enough money. I've got a job. People like me. There is no to be depressed. That's at stupid as saying there is no reason to have asthma or there is no reason to have the measles. You know you've got it. It's there. It's not about reason.

You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.