The other man's arse is always cleaner!

Money and fame are trashy and don't guarantee happiness, but we all refuse really to know it.

All we have to do is listen. The Good Lord gave us two ears and only one mouth, my dear white-headed mother used to say.

Oh, it takes a lot for me to walk out of a film.

You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.

Literature is the only access to truth we have on this planet.

You think I have more than most people dream of? What other people dream of doesn't matter. I always had less than I ever dreamt of. All I ever dreamt of was family. A father and a mother. Most people don't even need to dream of such luxuries, they take them for granted. That is what I used to dwell on, alone in my bedroom. I dwelt as all children do, on the injustice. Injustice is the most terrible thing in the world, Oliver. Everything that is evil springs from it and only a cheap soul can abide it without anger.