Naturally I've known girlies form an attachment to the younger male before now, but in the tennis score of the bedroom most girls in my experience would rather Love Thirty or Love Forty than Love Fifteen. Men, of course, are a whole other issue; they start at Love All and stay there until they're dragged from the court

Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.

Glory never arrives through the front door. She sneaks in uninvited round the back or through an upstairs window while you are sleeping.

That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand.

How to seperate the humiliation from the loss, that's the catch. You can never be sure if what tortures you is the pain of being without someone you love or the embarrassment of admitting that you have been rejected.