Come back, and do that thing, be lovely to each-other.

Incuriosity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

I flicked my eyes over to Steve again and saw him straighten. He would need a diversion just to start. “Explanations?” I bellowed. “Explanations? There’s your explanation…there!” I stabbed a finger dramatically towards the far corner of the room. Pathetic, really. I mean, talk about the oldest trick in the book. But it’s a good book, and the trick would have been cut from subsequent editions if it didn’t sometimes work.

I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like.

Those who rule the world get so little opportunity to run about and laugh and play in it.

How can I tell you what I think until I've heard what I'm going to say?

I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.