You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.

Better sexy and racy Than sexist and racist

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

Humanism inspires a lot of enthusiasm for everyday life and urges people to be better to one another, to work towards a better future and a common good. If I believed there was an afterlife I would have so much less motive for filling this life with every experience that is offered up to me.

Like vichyssoise, revenge is a dish best served cold.

And of course you are mad, if by a madman we mean a mind that questions and rejects every civilized norm.

Naturally I've known girlies form an attachment to the younger male before now, but in the tennis score of the bedroom most girls in my experience would rather Love Thirty or Love Forty than Love Fifteen. Men, of course, are a whole other issue; they start at Love All and stay there until they're dragged from the court