You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.

The only people who are obsessed with food are anorexics and the morbidly obese. That, in erotic terms, is the Catholic church, in a nutshell.

Money no longer has any meaning. Civilization is coming to an end. If not the destruction of the world, it's an endless stalemate.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

Stop wanting wealth and fame and start wanting instead to do something well about which you are passionate

Come back, and do that thing, be lovely to each-other.

All we have to do is listen. The Good Lord gave us two ears and only one mouth, my dear white-headed mother used to say.