You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.

It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.

Nudity is a deep worry if you have a body like a bin bag full of yoghurt, which I have.

You can't reason yourself back into cheerfulness any more than you can reason yourself into an extra six inches in height.

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.

Living with bipolar, schizophrenia or any other mental condition takes a recognition that one has a chronic condition that needs managing. The management can be through pharmaceutical intervention, talk therapy, mindfulness programmes, diet and exercise changes, all kinds of things.

You should give up.' 'Why?' 'For one thing, you'll live longer.' 'Oh, you don't live longer. It just seems longer.