You either get Norfolk, with its wild roughness and uncultivated oddities, or you don't. It's not all soft and lovely. It doesn't ask to be loved.

And of course you are mad, if by a madman we mean a mind that questions and rejects every civilized norm.

I have always been an impassioned advocate for the works of Shakespeare. I regard him as one of the most complete miracles of his or any other age.

You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.

I'm a bit of a coward, and lazy, oddly enough.

I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.