It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.

Most of the problem I see amongst friends and I've experienced amongst myself is when people haven't accommodated the inequality that they want, they haven't understood that their partner wants to give more love and receive less or they haven't understood that their partner wants to receive more, but sort of give less.

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.

The only people who are obsessed with food are anorexics and the morbidly obese. That, in erotic terms, is the Catholic church, in a nutshell.

Hell, I am young. I am free. My teeth are clean. The sun shines. To hell with everything else

Now, bipolar disorder, it goes on a spectrum. There's very severe conditions of it and there are milder ones. I'm lucky enough that it's reasonably mild in my case.

How can I tell you what I think until I've heard what I'm going to say?