So when people ask me if I believe God created the universe, I tell them that the question itself makes no sense. Time didn't exist before the Big Bang, so there is no time for God to make the universe in. It's like asking for directions to the edge of the earth; the earth is a sphere, it doesn't have an edge, so looking for it is a futile exercise.

Half the battle is just showing up.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities.

What I have learned from life is to make the most of what you have got.

One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.