Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen.

Some people would claim that things like love, joy and beauty belong to a different category from science and can't be described in scientific terms, but I think they can now be explained by the theory of evolution.

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.

When two's company, three's the result!