When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol.
The moment you understand the whole Universe, is the moment you slightly begin to understand the way God's mind works
Sometimes I wonder if I'm as famous for my wheelchair and disabilities as I am for my discoveries.
Simplicity is a matter of taste
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.