Computer viruses are alive.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Ever since the dawn of civilization, people have not been content to see events as unconnected and inexplicable. They have craved an understanding of the underlying order in the world. Today we still yearn to know why we are here and where we came from. Humanity's deepest desire for knowledge is justification enough for our continuing quest. And our goal is nothing less than a complete description of the universe we live in.

There is no way that we can predict the weather six months ahead beyond giving the seasonal average.

What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.

The Simpsons is the best thing on American television.

Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.