Theology is unnecessary.
Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer.
There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
Using e-mail, I can communicate with scientists all over the world.