Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
I don't know what my IQ is. People who gloat about their IQ's are losers
Computers double their performance every month.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
It is a waste of time to be angry about my disability. One has to get on with life and I haven't done badly. People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.
Maybe I don't have the most common kind of motor neuron disease, which usually kills in two or three years.