People think I'm a Simpsons character.

Theology is unnecessary.

Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution.

There could be whole antiworlds and antipeople made out of antiparticles. However, if you ever meet your antiself, don't shake hands! You would both vanish in a great flash of light.

Women. They are a complete mystery.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.