I don't know what my IQ is. People who gloat about their IQ's are losers

The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.

So Einstein was wrong when he said, "God does not play dice." Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that he sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen.

So next time someone complains that you have made a mistake, tell him that may be a good thing. Because without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.

I'd say I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid He might hear me.

Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.

Most sets of values would give rise to universes that, although they might be very beautiful, would contain no one able to wonder at that beauty.