When the dawn was still long hours away, bad thoughts took on flesh and began to walk. In the middle of the night thoughts became zombies.

God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.

It's only a little secret, but having a secret makes me feel better. Like a human being again.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. When you find something at which you have talent, you do that thing (what ever it is) until your fingers bleed or your eyes pop out of your head.

C-C-Can you get bones in your buh-buh-brain?' Bill asked. This was turning into the most interesting conversation he'd had in weeks.

Any game looks straight if everyone is being cheated at once.

Doubters will doubt to the end.