Invitation to Dance- It’s a Dance. And sometimes they turn the lights off in this ballroom. But we’ll dance anyway, you and I. Even in the Dark. Especially in the Dark. May I have the pleasure?

There’s always a choice. That’s God’s way, always will be. Your will is still free. Do as you will. There’s no set of leg-irons on you. But... this is what God wants of you.

She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash.

The best show on television is Red Sox baseball. Everything else sucks.

He sat upon his throne, which is made of skulls.

...my basic belief about the making of stories is that they pretty much make themselves.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.