Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split.
He was a clot looking for a place to happen, a splinter of bone hunting a soft organ to puncture, a lonely lunatic cell looking for a mate - they would set up housekeeping and raise themselves a cozy little malignant tumor.
where the world ends is where you must begin
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
Relief loosens tongues beyond measure.
It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.