The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian.

I hated school. I don't trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there's something really wrong with you.

Kill you all!" The clown was laughing and screaming. "Try to stop me and I'll kill you all! Drive you crazy and then kill you all! You can't stop me!

When you're six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank.

Good luck is just bad luck with its hair combed.

Belief in the supernatural or belief in wild talents like precognition and telepathy and telekinesis and things like that, it seems to me that belief in those things is just very, very freeing.

You can't be careful on a skateboard.