The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.

She looks like the type that might freak out. It's something in the eyes, Frannie. It says if you shoot my sacred cows, I'll shoot yours.

Not everybody believes in ghosts, but I do. Do you know what they are, Trisha? She had shaken her head slowly. Men and women who can't get over their past . . . That's what ghosts are.

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again.

If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then you're either dead or wishing you were.

Until we see each other again, keep your head together, read some good books, be useful, be happy.