Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns. No one wants to take away your revolvers, and no one wants to take away your automatic pistols, as long as said pistols hold no more than ten rounds. If you can't kill a home invader (or your wife, up in the middle of the night to get a snack from the fridge) with ten shots, you need to go back to the local shooting range.

Our time here is brief, our risk enormous. Don't waste the one or increase the other, if you please.

You can't be careful on a skateboard.

I don't want you to apologize for being rich; I want you to acknowledge that in America, we all should have to pay our fair share.

Like the man said, a little hope never hurt anybody

The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but Size.

I'm seen as somebody who writes for adults because I'm an older man myself. Some of them find me, and a lot of them don't.