never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.
The stories we hear in our childhood are the ones we remember all our lives.
Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.
The best show on television is Red Sox baseball. Everything else sucks.
There will be water if God wills it.
You needn't die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from the beginning to the end and ka is always served.