A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.

Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.

A change is as good as a rest.

People don't get better, they just get smarter. When you get smarter you don't stop pulling the wings off flies, you just think of better reasons for doing it.

And if you are honest about the words coming out of your characters' mouths, you'll find that you've let yourself in for a fair amount of criticism.

You can approach the act of writing with nervousness, excitement, hopefulness, or despair ... Come to it any way but lightly.

I can't see the future, but it's grim. The depletion of resources - we're living in this dine-and-dash economy.