Kill you all!" The clown was laughing and screaming. "Try to stop me and I'll kill you all! Drive you crazy and then kill you all! You can't stop me!

Sometimes there is absolutely no difference at all between salvation and damnation.

Americans are apocalyptic by nature. The reason why is that we've always had so much, so we live in deadly fear that people are going to take it away from us.

I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity.

Money means I can support my family and still do what I love. Not very many people can say that in this world, and not many writers can say that.