I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them.

Oh Christ, he groaned to himself, if this is the stuff adults have to think about I never want to grow up

Beating heroin is child's play compared to beating your childhood.

There is a story in the book Night Shift, called 'The Mangler,' about a laundry machine that takes on a sort of malignant life. I worked in a laundry for about a year and a half after I got out of college. It was the only job I could find to support my wife and our first child. There was a fellow there that had no hands or forearms. He simply had hooks. This is one of the things that they don't tell you about when you become management. You have to wear a tie. It was this fellow's tie that did him in.

When love leaves the world, all hearts are still. Tell them of my love and tell them of my pain and tell them of my hope, which still lives. For this is all I have and all I am and all I ask.

I have grown into a Bestsellasaurus Rex - a big, stumbling book-beast that is loved when it shits money and hated when it tramples houses... I started out as a storyteller; along the way I became an economic force.